Welcome to Sugar & Spite Cottage Kitchen
Where sweet meets sass — and everything’s baked with a little extra attitude.
At Sugar & Spite, we believe life’s too short for boring cookies and basic cakes. From our Big Flockin’ Cookies to our Nutjobs and What the Pop?! cake pops, everything we bake comes with a wink, a pun, and a whole lotta love. Small-batch, made-to-order, and full of personality — just like your favorite friend who always brings dessert.
Whether you’re treating yourself, surprising someone special, or planning your next party — we’ve got the perfect bite (and maybe a few snarky sprinkles) waiting for you.
🍪 Come Get This Batch
Cookies, cake pops & chaos — baked fresh, with attitude.
Nutjobs (Custom Decorated Sugar Cookies)
Sweet. Soft. Iced. Slightly unhinged.
Our signature sugar cookies are thick, buttery, and topped with our signature vanilla royal icing. Hand-decorated for any vibe — sweet, sassy, or borderline inappropriate (we know your grandma's cool).
Pricing:
Standard Dozen: $20 per dozen
Custom Designs: starting at $25 per dozen
Premium & Holiday Sets: priced per listing
Flawkwards (imperfect extras): pricing varies — add some to your order or find them in the wild at York Tire in Jacksonville!
Minimum order: 1 dozen per design.
Flawkwards
Perfectly imperfect. Still flockin’ delicious.
These are the extras that didn’t make it into the VIP dozen — but trust us, they taste just as good. Grab ‘em while they last.
Puff Pals (Marshmallow-Dipped Cake Pops)
Light, fluffy, and dipped in gooey marshmallow goodness.
Our signature marshmallow-dipped pops bring soft, sweet, pillowy perfection to every bite.
Want something richer? Try our Cake Pals — there’s nothing basic about these chocolate-dipped versions.
Pricing:
2 for $5
6 for $14
12 for $25
Custom: starting at $30 per dozen
Cake Pals (Chocolate-Dipped Cake Pops)
Dense. Rich. Basically illegal levels of delicious.
Tiny, decadent cakes dipped in smooth chocolate — perfect for gifting or devouring solo.
Craving something lighter? Try our Puff Pals, dipped in our signature homemade marshmallow.
Pricing:
(Same as above to keep it easy for customers.)
Big Flockin' Cookies
Oversized. Overstuffed. Over-the-top.
Big, bold, and not here to play small. These massive cookies are packed with flavor and fully extra — just like us.
Pricing:
6 for $15
12 for $25
Flavors rotate — check our current menu or message us.
Cakes & Cupcakes
Small batch. Big flavor. Fully customizable.
Perfect for any occasion — or no occasion at all (we support snack cake decisions).
Base Pricing:
Cupcakes: starting at $15/dozen
Bento Cakes (4”): $10 each
6" Round (single layer): $15
8" Round (single layer): $20
Custom designs quoted per order
How to Order
Let's flockin' do this.
Custom orders typically need 1-2 weeks notice. The sooner you book, the better — we fill up fast!
📩 wtffarmstead@gmail.com
📞 1-808-646-1480
📬 DM @wtffarmstead
Have a bite and flock off ;)
About Sugar & Spite Cottage Kitchen
At Sugar & Spite Cottage Kitchen, we don't just bake — we serve up attitude by the dozen.
Born from a love of sugar, sarcasm, and small-batch goodness, we handcraft every cookie, cake, and sweet with a little extra bite (pun absolutely intended). Whether you're snagging a tray of our Big Flockin' Cookies, treating yourself to some Nutjobs, or grabbing a dozen What The Pop?! cake pops, you’re getting more than dessert — you’re getting a whole mood.
Our motto?
Where sugar meets sass.
Or as we like to say:
Have a bite and flock off.
We’re proudly small, always fresh, and just a little bit spicy. Because life’s too short for bland bakes and basic vibes.